LUCKY CHARM Unisex t-shirt
This t-shirt?… it SLAPS. It’s 100% organic ring-spun cotton which means it’s soft, ethical, and won’t betray you like every £4 corner-shop tee you’ve ever bought. Unisex. Comfy. Medium fit. Environmentally wholesome.
HERE COME THE FACTS (I’m yelling, sorry):
• 100% ORGANIC RING-SPUN COTTON (grown by angels probably)
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) — this means NOTHING to anyone but trust me it’s good
• Single jersey (smooth like a dolphin)
• Medium fit (not tight, not baggy, spiritually centered)
• Set-in sleeves (they’re just sleeves, babes)
• 1×1 rib at the collar (stretchy circle of joy)
• Thicc double-needle stitching on sleeves + hem because this shirt is built for SURVIVAL
• Self-fabric neck tape (the lil strip that whispers “shhh, you’re doing amazing sweetie”)
• GOTS + OCS organic certified = Mother Earth gives this a lil thumbs up
• OEKO-TEX Standard 100 + PETA-Approved Vegan = no toxins, no animals, no drama
• Sourced from Bangladesh, respectfully
ATTENTION U.S. HUMANS:
The sizing runs small. Go one size up unless you want a shirt that clings like a desperate ex.
THE BORING BUT LEGALLY NECESSARY BIT:
EU warranty: 2 years of government-approved t-shirt stability.
Meets EU REACH chemical standards — zero cursed substances included.
Fully compliant with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), meaning full house print will not accidentally kill you with a t-shirt (you’re welcome).
Questions? Fears? Existential dread? Love letters?
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